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Hi, my name is Drake but I am also known as Drakestar, Drakey Louise, and, as my doctor knows me, Drake Esgar. When I first met my Mommy and Daddy, my name was Bandit and I remember them arguing over changing my name. Mom, knowing my history, thought my name was perfect and she thought changing it would be confusing since I’d had the name for the previous 2 years. Daddy always wanted to name a son Drake, his favorite male name besides Xavier to which my Mommy replied, “thank God we didn’t have any sons!”. As usual, my Daddy won and I became Drake although his victory was tainted by mommy “accidently” calling me Bandit just to irk Daddy. She eventually caved in and I have been called a variety of Drake type names as well as Dumbass, Mr. Opportunity, Grey Beard and Sweet Boy. The last is my favorite because I solicit pets and kisses from my parents when they call me that. You don’t want to know what happens when they call me Dumbass but maybe you do?
You may or may not know this but I’m kind of famous around my family. I’ll walk into a gathering and people will stop what they are doing in order to watch me walk, shake my stump and lick the air around my favorite relatives. I have long, floppy jowls that ooze drool and when I see my favorite girl Molly or my other favorite girl Ariel, I get all slobbery and kissy. I actually love all the ladies and they love me and I know this because when I walk up to them they yell out “oh Drake!!”!! I was born a natural charmer and everyone talks about me, watches me, laughs at me, and pets me which must mean that I am famous?
I want to tell you about my life and my adventures or exploits as my parents would call them. I’ve had and will continue to have a pretty darn good life full of running uncontrollably, jumping into the air like a circus dog and eating my dinner as fast as I can. I sleep where I want, do as I please and get all the attention any dog could ask for.
It’s a good story.
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