Drake's Passages Chapter 13

Drake is a obnoxious bed hog and the only thing Hadley and I agree upon is that there is not enough room on the bed for us when Drake is around. She sleeps on the couch and I sleep on the “mill” which is short for million dollar bed. It got it’s name after mom and dad brought it home from one of their Costco shopping sprees (which we love because that’s where our favorite boar treats come from).  After they placed it near their bed, we all fought to sleep in it which gave our parents more room in their bed so, to them, this made the bed worth millions.

As I’ve gotten older, I rarely get on the bed mostly because I can’t jump up there but please don’t tell the psychopath that because she would get on the bed and taunt me from up high with her high pitched yip and her waggling mini-stump. The embarrassment would send my head spinning! She already bites at my hips when she’s feeling frisky so I don’t want her to know how much they hurt. Personally, I think we all are having a harder time jumping up on the bed these days.

I pretty much own the mill now. You can find me there most days and nights but it makes me so mad when Drake decides to lay in it. There are plenty of other dog beds to lay on and, every so often, I lay next to him on the mill just to scare him. He’ll sit there wide eyed with his head back like he’s waiting for me to attack him. Haha! Old lady still has game, right?!