Hadley is the only psychopath in the house but Drake is playing neutral to keep both of us happy because it’s better to call us both crazy as we’ll never side up against him. Hmmm, maybe he isn’t that dumb? Hadley is such a hypocrite! She says that “Drakey” and I are stupid for endlessly chasing the toy? At least we have excellent athletic skills unlike you and your unbalanced waddle. Let me tell you about this not so lady like thing Hadley does and you can decide which female pooch is intelligently superior.
Our mom and dad had us all fixed so we do not answer the call of the wild side but, I guess, there’s a little of the innate knowledge in our genes. Problem is Hadley’s DNA was coded wrong and she is confused about the birds and the bees so whenever she gets overly excited, she tries to hump Drake. I do not jest shocked reader! She gets on his back from behind and starts to...oh, it’s too horrifying to relate and us purebreds do not speak of such revolting things! Sadly, he just stands there clueless and Hadley eventually tires and stops. Drake rarely does that disgusting habit but once I saw him try to mount Hadley and she turned on him before he knew what hit him. Hadley is not only a boy humping idiot, she is a hypocrite.
So clueless!!
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